AlanChatterton Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Hi All,Dave2000 (Dave Marshall!) and I have been friends for many many years, (we met at Uni) and the one thing that has ALWAYS irritated the hell out of me is his hair. No matter what he does, it always looks awful, and I enjoy badgering him about it at every opportunity! When you are losing your hair, and whats left of it is rather grey, most people opt to have it cut really short............and despite constant bickering, he just won't do it!In the car park of the plough, having a finishers critique of the run, I suggested to him that he ought to shave his head and put the money into his RBRR 2010 MIND account..............I even offered to pay for the haircut and start him off with £100.Now, whether he is still suffering from lack of sleep but he came to see me this afternoon, and accepted the challenge!Saturday, 1st November, Jemma (Dave's girlfriend) is going to shave his head to a grade II (best he would go for, but even that's gonna be epic!!) to help raise a but more money for the MIND charity!So, please PLEASE help (even £1 would be great!!) and give us some money towards this. I would suggest we just use Dave's Just Giving page...... which can be found at http://www.justgiving.com/dave-marshall2 or you can PM me on here, email me or just post on here with your pledge! For some reason that link just won't work!! The page address is word wide web justgiving.com forward slash dave-marshall2. type that in and it works, copy and paste the address into here and it comes up page not recognised! Anyone know how to fix this!!!?!Here are some pictures, to remind you how bad it is............ come on, dig deep. Craig Bennett has pledged, so have I and that's kicked us off to £150 already............ can we make it to £1000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32valves Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Blimey, that'd look more at home on the end of a stick being dipped in a bucket of water and run round the floor ;DStick me down for a tenner. Phot's of 'after' please ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Can't get it to work at all, nor can I get mine up. I've already put almost £20 into the charity box, can that be considered payment? Certainly a worth while idea. Shave that hobo badgers bonce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 http://www.justgiving.com/dave-marshall2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Jones Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Poor Dave! "hobo badger" :o and the bald spot photo - sheer cruelty...... ;DNick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Bancroft Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Jeez, bit extreme.His hair ain't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Tim - the thought "any hair is good hair" isn't always true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanChatterton Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 timbancroft61 wrote:Jeez, bit extreme.His hair ain't that bad.Tim you only see the bit that sticks out at the front due to your, ahem..... size issues. :PUs real people who can see things that are over 5ft 4" think its really bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAJ Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 32valves wrote:Blimey, that'd look more at home on the end of a stick being dipped in a bucket of water and run round the floor ;DStick me down for a tenner. Phot's of 'after' please ;)Spookily, if you look at the first photo of Dave and imagine him with a no.2 all over, it's a young phil mitchell! A lot taller though.Good work Dave, Amanda and I will be pledging, I would do the haircut bit myself, but I like to keep my hair below a no.2...permenantly! Is there anything about Alan that has always irritated you?Colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Farting.Smoking poofy cigarettes. The side parting.The cock-mobile he drives.He leaves oil everywhere on the road.He's far too old to wear jeans.Polisher.Drives like an old woman.He's Alan.I'll put some more thought into the list later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave2000 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 CRAJ wrote:Is there anything about Alan that has always irritated you?Dear god, yes, but I've only got 8 hours before I'm due back at work ;DI'd like to thank Tim and Nick for trying to defend me, too. And seeing as Chat clearly can't read a calendar, I think the dreadful deed will be done on Saturday 30th October.Even a couple of neighbours and the guy in my local pizza place have pledged a bot of cash too.... :)Oh, and 32valves can p*ss off!! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32valves Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 ;DWell done to you Dave. There are a few others on the run who could be sponsored to have a number 2 but .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescrapman Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 32valves wrote: ;DWell done to you Dave. There are a few others on the run who could be sponsored to have a number 2 but ....I had one of those at Gleddridd, so it's a bit late to sponsor me for that.I suspect few people may have sponsored me not to... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 i would and prob will contribute..but a grade 2 is not a head shave...as a retired front row ...ican tell you that a grade 2 is quite long ...but it's a start ..common shave the begger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave2000 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Doug, I think my brother would agree with you - he's struck a hard bargain, arguing that he shouldn't have to pay me to have a haircut that'll end-up longer than what he has normally....Therefore, he's pledged £20 if I make it a Grade I all over ??)Like a pillock I said yes.So, any increased bids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAJ Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Good man, a proper haircut!Once you've had it done Dave you will never look back.Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sorbington Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Grade 1 now eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 still not quite a head shave but better,, so yes i'll stick some money in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave2000 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Well, the deed has finally been done today - and I have been renamed 'Shaun' ;DPhotographic and video evidence are to be found in the 'General Chit Chat' thread "Dave Marshall shaves his head"Original title, ain't it? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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