Beans Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gerhard wrote: ...See you all next year........What about the Nachtrit in November :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ajp wrote:i suffered pro -plus bowelYou think that's bad? Try a sip of Blackdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedmonkey Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 no as bad as 10 pints of old peculiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32valves Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Now we know why your car does 110mph on the autobahn Andy ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Jones Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ajp wrote:no as bad as 10 pints of old peculiar Funnily enough I was thinking along the Old Pec' lines as well :PNick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ajp wrote:no as bad as 10 pints of old peculiar I wouldn't be so sure of that. I had half a can and within ten minutes felt the excitement of Russian roulette farting. Remember all that paper I knicked from the petrol station to clean my windows? Came in very handy buzzing down the German motorways when I found out our bog-roll had vanished. I've still not found it. Blackdog has to the the worlds most effective flushing agent. Maybe that's why no-one wanted to rest of the can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ajp wrote:no as bad as 10 pints of old peculiar I wouldn't be so sure of that. I had half a can and within ten minutes felt the excitement of Russian roulette farting. Remember all that paper I knicked from the petrol station to clean my windows? Came in very handy buzzing down the German motorways when I found out our bog-roll had vanished. I've still not found it. Blackdog has to the the worlds most effective flushing agent. Maybe that's why no-one wanted to rest of the can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Jones Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ..... :)I can see you might have wanted the bog roll...... we found a German motorway toilet block soooo foul I was convinced we were still in France :o The only bogroll in evidence was well used. Fortunately we brought our own :-/Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Some of that German toilet graffiti is... interesting too. Isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Jones Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ferny wrote:Some of that German toilet graffiti is... interesting too. Isn't it.Didn't stay long enough to read it....... can only hold breath for so long!Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedmonkey Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Suprisingly we found the German section of our TenToilets run to be the most "uber efficent" very clean and posh mainly due to the 20 cents entry fee and automated bog seat cleaner -which I took great pleasure in pissing all over just out of spite for what BMW did to Rover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenV8Machine Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 classy ;) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocita Rosso Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I think my co driver had a rubber bung fitted before setting off.................I never saw him go to the toilet in 4 days! ??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Toilets at the Nurburgring were absolutely 1st class even if they were in Germany! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotoflex Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 ajp wrote:for what BMW did to RoverIt is good to see there are still responsible people doing what needs to be done! You should also have walked over and done the same in the ladies' for what Daimler did to Chrysler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ferny wrote:Blackdog has to be the the worlds most effective flushing agent. Maybe that's why no-one wanted to rest of the can...Blackdog is nothing compared to a certain Herald with a rather raucous exhaust and no body mount pads fitted between the boot floor where the exhaust runs and the chassis. I swear it sends it back up the other way! :o :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Mind you I still think that the high point of the event was lapping the ring.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Deeb wrote:....the high point of the event was lapping the ring..................................A rather long detour to get there if you ask me ::) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Maybe some things don't quite translate........................... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 beans wrote:A rather long detour to get there if you ask me ::)Maybe you need more fibre in your diet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don cook1 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Mr Beans Sir.English humour - work it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferny Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 If you need to work it out with a big plunger type stick thing then you're well advised to go see your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Jones Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Deeb wrote:Mind you I still think that the high point of the event was lapping the ring..................................Certainly was the adrenalin peak ;D. Who says you need a fast car to frighten yourself :P I rather enjoyed the route there as well......... yowling sixes at midnight in the GSB tunnel anyone ;)Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedmonkey Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Deeb wrote:Mind you I still think that the high point of the event was lapping the ring..................................Whats wrong with the Germans? all though I belive there are some places in the UK that would offer that "service" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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